Just Some Rainbows

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*

me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

foreveralone-forevertogether:

huffingtonpost:

When did doing something ‘like a girl’ become an insult?

Watch the full Always commercial that seeks to answer this question.

Please, everyone, watch this video. It is so important and I guarantee you won’t regret it.

(via onlinegf)

itseasytoremember:

insert-awesome-title-here:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.
…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

itseasytoremember:

insert-awesome-title-here:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.

…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

(Source: togifs, via epic-humor)

if i was a doctor

hot guy: i sprained my wrist

me: okay take off your underwear

Going back to school in September

jayma-jones:

Teacher - did you do anything nice during Summer?

Me - oh yeah, I went to L.A, New York, Miami and did a bunch of photoshootsimage

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im-sooo-changable:

bowtiesarecool4:

fallen-angel-in-a-laundremat:

clockworkjohnwatson:

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

confusedvantas:

major-trouble:

martainducreff:

thesilverwolf9:

boggartsaremyboggarts:

icykitty:

soaringsparrows:

nataliesfantasticadventures:

I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer

now with a sequel:
I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters

Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it

And the ever appealling: I’m Not Planning on Killing Myself, I Just Need to Know How a Character Could Commit Suicide Whilst Making it Look Like a Murder

I recommend
I’m Not a Terrorist, I Just Need to Know How a Criminal Mastermind Would Properly Construct a Bomb

And my personal favourite
I Swear I’m Not Sick I Just Like Making Characters Suffer By Giving Them Deadly Diseases

And keep in mind:
I Am Not Looking to Buy a Firearm Myself, Just Want to Know How One Could Go About Obtaining One

And of course
I’m not a stalker I just am planning a surprise party for you so I need to know where your house is and which room is yours

Also:I’m Not On Drugs I Don’t Know Someone On Drugs And I’m Not Looking To Buy Some I Just Need To Know How Someone Would Go About Getting Them And What The Effects Would Be

And another:
I Am Not Converting to Satanism I’m Just Researching These Rituals and Mythologies For Writing Purposes

How about this:
I Am Not A Sociopath Nor Am I Addicted To Ketamine I Just Need To Know What My Symptoms Would Be If I Were A Sociopathic Murderer Going Through Drug Withdrawal

One of these is not like the others

All combined together in the volume
It’s All Hypothetical I Swear

im-sooo-changable:

bowtiesarecool4:

fallen-angel-in-a-laundremat:

clockworkjohnwatson:

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

confusedvantas:

major-trouble:

martainducreff:

thesilverwolf9:

boggartsaremyboggarts:

icykitty:

soaringsparrows:

nataliesfantasticadventures:

I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer

now with a sequel:

I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters

Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it

And the ever appealling: I’m Not Planning on Killing Myself, I Just Need to Know How a Character Could Commit Suicide Whilst Making it Look Like a Murder

I recommend

I’m Not a Terrorist, I Just Need to Know How a Criminal Mastermind Would Properly Construct a Bomb

And my personal favourite

I Swear I’m Not Sick I Just Like Making Characters Suffer By Giving Them Deadly Diseases

And keep in mind:

I Am Not Looking to Buy a Firearm Myself, Just Want to Know How One Could Go About Obtaining One

And of course

I’m not a stalker I just am planning a surprise party for you so I need to know where your house is and which room is yours

Also:

I’m Not On Drugs I Don’t Know Someone On Drugs And I’m Not Looking To Buy Some I Just Need To Know How Someone Would Go About Getting Them And What The Effects Would Be

And another:

I Am Not Converting to Satanism I’m Just Researching These Rituals and Mythologies For Writing Purposes

How about this:

I Am Not A Sociopath Nor Am I Addicted To Ketamine I Just Need To Know What My Symptoms Would Be If I Were A Sociopathic Murderer Going Through Drug Withdrawal

One of these is not like the others

All combined together in the volume

It’s All Hypothetical I Swear

(Source: dumbfuckingnerds, via valentine-k)

dontbeanassbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

iamtonysexual:

sherlock-mania:

remember-pants-terezi:

heyxkids:

YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU

ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME

I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER

H E L P

Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can

what have you done

We think in concepts

Concepts have no volume

Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.

whoa there socrates

(Source: frenchy--fries, via valentine-k)

cravings:

"we’re gonna leave for a few hours, you’re gonna be home alone"

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"we’re gonna have pizza"

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"here’s 20$ go have some fun"

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"we’re gonna stop by at mcdonalds"

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"you don’t have to do the dishes, i’ll do it"

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(Source: cravings, via valentine-k)